Jana pointed out that I incorrectly referred to the stones as bricks. I don't know why I did this, but it doesn't really matter. On to something more important...
Thank you to all our commenters! I know there are a lot of people who watch KN, but most seem to be the type of people who would post a thread on the cbs message board called "Greg's labeto" (seriously!) and that doesn't make me feel any better about my obsession. Your comments help ease the pain. And there is a lot of pain b/c even our friends make fun of us. But the best part about our commenters is that one of them created this masterpiece:
Kid Nation Drinking Game (by JD Beebe and friends)
drink when:
1. Taylor says something sassy and/or bitchy
2. Anytime Anjay gets demoralized, dehumanized or immasculated
3. Anytime Elmer Fudd (red head girl) says something with speech impediment
4. Anytime Mike goes fucking ballistic (and shows insecurities about lackluster real life)
5. every time we see a new kid
6. Every time crazy ass Jared does/says something nuts
7. Every time one tooth Alex says anything vastly beyond his years
8. DRINK TWICE- when they drink at the bar
9. Every time host has sad realization of his failed career
10. Every time they show a job not done
11. Every time you see a cold sore (limited to one drink per kid)
12. Every time the kids look like they're freezing their cocks off
13. Every time time they try to use what they interpret to be adult reasoning which is actually just fucking stupid logic
14. Every time time someone mentions mom
15. Every time there is sexual tension and/or possibly a boner
16. Every time the sick twisted hand of nature shits on Bonanza City
Thanks for sending this in. P.S. Jana, this means that anonymous commenters have posted more than you today, so get your act together.
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Thanks for including this! Just wanted to let you know on behalf of my roommates and I that this is the proudest moment of our collective lives.
What's with all of the deletions of comments? Cue Sophia or whoever screaming in next week's episode: What is this a fascist dictatorship??
I am not deleting them, I swear. This is not a nazi regime.
p.s. Did you watch this week's episode yet or are you going to call me and make me sit in the lobby of my gym and loudly recap it for you while normal adults glare at me?
WOW!!! I think you just made Wednesday an even more official bar night!!
Cold sore - priceless.
Also, does anyone else think that Greg hit on Sophia on Day 2 or 3 and that's why they don't get along anymore - or is it that Sophia's a lesbian?
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