Thursday, November 15, 2007

The red team is dusty

New clues for my ongoing diagnosis of Nathan

- cleaned every jar in the store
- freaked out about changing teams mainly because blue is his favorite color, not red
- allergic to dustmites
- Guylan thinks he is intelligent and strong
- sings in his sleep
- hates change (quote: "I hate change")
- wears shorts when everyone else is in parkas (also- crocs)

(this list is mainly for my benefit. I am really trying to figure this out.)

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

OMG - I think the Crocs say it all.

No one cool ever wore Crocs. He's home schooled which means his parents were huge losers in school and didn't want him to suffer like they did, or they are religious nut jobs.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone else notice at one point, I think when he got put into the red team {or maybe it was when he got the gold star, I can't remember}, he kinda flips out and slaps his hands into his face? The poor kid.

Also, I can't believe after a week the kids didn't start putting words in Jonathon's mouth, specifically "This gold star..."
Them: "IS WORTH ITS WEIGHT IN GOLD...LITERALLY!" Like please, he said that EVERY GODDAMN MEETING!

Anonymous said...

Nathan probably has Obsessive-compulsive disorder.